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THIS IS A IS A NUTSHELL STORY, NOT HALF A NUTSHELL, ERGO, THIS WILL OUTLINE THE COMPLETE STORY. COMPLETE STORIES HAVE SPOILERS. MY CAPS LOCK KEY IS STUCK.
Carth: We need to get off the Endar Spire.
*They get off the Endar Spire*
*Endar Spire is destroyed*
C: The Force can do terrible things to a mind; it can wipe away your thoughts and destroy your very identity. *wink*
*Awkward pause*
C: Let's find Bastila!
*They find Bastila*
B: What greater weapon is there than to turn an enemy to your cause? To use their own power against them? *wink*
*Awkward pause*
B: We need to get of Taris.
*They get off Taris*
*Taris is destroyed*
Some Jedi Guy: We normally don't accept adults for training, but this is a special case. *wink*
*Awkward pause*
SJG: You need to get off Dantooine and get some more star maps.
*They get off Dantooine and get some more star maps*
*Dantooine is destroyed*
*Everyone is captured*
Saul: Blah blah blah... Malak, given the history you share .*wink*
*Awkward pause*
S: Malak will be here in minutes, and rather than stay here and guard you for that ridiculously short amount of time, I will leave a small force of weak guards between you and your supply of weapons which can bring down the entire batallion of this ship. *Leaves*
*They escape, and meet Malak before reaching their ship*
Malak: Is it vengeance you seek at this reunion? *wink*
*Awkward pause*
M: You're Revan.
*Bastila is captured*
C: We need to get off the Leviathon and get the last star map.
*They get off the Leviathon and get the last star map. The Leviathon is not destroyed. It is not heard of again. It is rumoured to have been sucked into a plothole.*
M: Bastila, you will turn evil.
B: I will never turn evil.
*Later*
B: I've turned evil.
Revan: Snaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaake.
B: Join me.
R: Sure.
*They kill half the party and go to the Star Forge*
*They kill Malak*
M: You are more evil than I. Gah. Symbolism.
R: No. Dramatic irony.
B: All hail lord Revan.
R: Yippee.
Garth: That's bogus depressing dood.
Wayne: Let's do the happy ending.
*Extreme close up*
B: Join me.
R: Nope.
*They fight.*
*They go to the star forge and fight again.*
*They fight a few more times.*
B: I suddenly give up.
*R kills Malak*
M: I could have changed.
R: No you couldn't.
*They escape. The star forge explodes*
Yoda guy: You have saved the universe.
Canderous: I'm old.
Carth: We need to get off the Endar Spire.
*They get off the Endar Spire*
*Endar Spire is destroyed*
C: The Force can do terrible things to a mind; it can wipe away your thoughts and destroy your very identity. *wink*
*Awkward pause*
C: Let's find Bastila!
*They find Bastila*
B: What greater weapon is there than to turn an enemy to your cause? To use their own power against them? *wink*
*Awkward pause*
B: We need to get of Taris.
*They get off Taris*
*Taris is destroyed*
Some Jedi Guy: We normally don't accept adults for training, but this is a special case. *wink*
*Awkward pause*
SJG: You need to get off Dantooine and get some more star maps.
*They get off Dantooine and get some more star maps*
*Dantooine is destroyed*
*Everyone is captured*
Saul: Blah blah blah... Malak, given the history you share .*wink*
*Awkward pause*
S: Malak will be here in minutes, and rather than stay here and guard you for that ridiculously short amount of time, I will leave a small force of weak guards between you and your supply of weapons which can bring down the entire batallion of this ship. *Leaves*
*They escape, and meet Malak before reaching their ship*
Malak: Is it vengeance you seek at this reunion? *wink*
*Awkward pause*
M: You're Revan.
*Bastila is captured*
C: We need to get off the Leviathon and get the last star map.
*They get off the Leviathon and get the last star map. The Leviathon is not destroyed. It is not heard of again. It is rumoured to have been sucked into a plothole.*
M: Bastila, you will turn evil.
B: I will never turn evil.
*Later*
B: I've turned evil.
Revan: Snaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaake.
B: Join me.
R: Sure.
*They kill half the party and go to the Star Forge*
*They kill Malak*
M: You are more evil than I. Gah. Symbolism.
R: No. Dramatic irony.
B: All hail lord Revan.
R: Yippee.
Garth: That's bogus depressing dood.
Wayne: Let's do the happy ending.
*Extreme close up*
B: Join me.
R: Nope.
*They fight.*
*They go to the star forge and fight again.*
*They fight a few more times.*
B: I suddenly give up.
*R kills Malak*
M: I could have changed.
R: No you couldn't.
*They escape. The star forge explodes*
Yoda guy: You have saved the universe.
Canderous: I'm old.
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A fun story I wrote when someone needed the story summarised quickly.
Stay tuned for KOTOR II when I finally manage to get my hands on it.
George Lucas > StarWars, and by extension, KOTOR.
Stay tuned for KOTOR II when I finally manage to get my hands on it.
George Lucas > StarWars, and by extension, KOTOR.
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I DONT GET IT!!!!!!!!!!!